January 2010
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» Jay-Z Gets Ripped by Something Called an Author
Who knew that authors had such a way with words? You figure if they can be so descriptive and explanatory they would have been able to do something about print dying. But I digress as I picture my co-blogger launching a hot cup of grande latte at my head.
Jay-Z really does get schooled here. Smith Mag held a contest to see who can...
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Warning: Rant Ahead
» What Does Watered Down Jameson Smell Like…
Dirty armpits. Yup, I’m sad to say but it’s true. Well, I’m not sad that it smells like that. I’m sad that I know what it smells like because there is no reason to know what it smells like. I don’t intentionally water down my Jameson. Yes, I like an ice cube and yes it will melt but people splash water in even...
A.M. Jolt
Poet Matthew Dickman measures out his life with coffee spoons.
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