Pies and Thighs is Official

There are three things that worry my in my adult stage of life:

1. Carpal Tunnel
2. Finding True Love
3. A Pies and Thighs opening around the corner from my apartment

It’s been talked about a lot. That the infamous Pies and Thighs was coming back to Williamsburg. And the small wonder work that is going on next to my apartment certainly was convincing even though I had no proof. But alas it is true. My third worst fear is being realized.

Not visible in the photo (I know, I know) but still there, is a small hand painted “Pies and Thighs” sign. And so I say this unto my slowly deteriorating physique, “Just give up.” The metabolic war is over I am giving in to deep fried chicken.